Garden Hose Rainbow

Sometimes you get to boring spots on calls during the workday, like when the tendentious melancholy bore drones on for a half hour about what process should be like in their perfect utopian septillion sigma Deming-certified non-existential chairman’s award universe. At times like those I do things like make rainbows with the hose in my backyard. The grass loves it, they make for great photos, and I best of all I don’t end up biting someone’s head off just so people can get some real work accomplished.