Secret Service Nabs Million dollar Churchbills

There have to be some terrorists out there we haven’t found yet, there are probably some illegal aliens, and probably a hatful or two of moonbats who have threatened our President, the Secret Service is instead spending its time on things like this. This comes to us courtesy of Virginia Postrel, original article in Dallas Morning News.

DENTON – The U.S. Secret Service has seized bogus $1 million bills printed as religious tracts from a Denton ministry, saying the bills too closely resemble real money. The ministry’s leader says he’ll continue to hand out the tracts until he is ordered to stop.

Three agents visited the Great News Network at 2012 W. University Drive about 1 p.m. Friday and seized 83 100-count packets of what appear to be $1 million bills.

2 Replies to “Secret Service Nabs Million dollar Churchbills”

  1. Yep, those million dollar bills are so uncommon who knows what they are supposed to look like anyway?
    Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for the comment.

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